I’m literally wearing all stripes right now
i am literally wearing the same color sweatpants as my sweatshirt. #Coordination #Style #SexuallyAttractive
all dressed up and nowhere to go and no one to appreciate our coordination
We sexy as fuck.
Yesterday I was on the phone and was literally LITERALLY asked what I was wearing
and I was like “uh..um….[lies]”
If that ever happened to me, I’d probably answer truthfully: no pants, no bra
And then realize that that sounds super sexy when I’m just being a lazy slob in reality
#how do you sext?#how do you be sexy?
Lol I’m terrible at sexting and flirting.
I call everyone/thing cute. Because my vocabulary has shrunk so much. Like. It’s awful. And then the person is either weirded out or thinks I’ve put them on a pedestal and I’m just like “noo I just don’t know how to express myself in text anymore!”